THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY:

MORE BOTTOM LINERS FROM THE WORLD OF GOVERNMENT:

*Parliament thinks it's a lot easier to trim the taxpayer than to trim taxes.

*It's strange how a person with no sense of humour can come up with funny answers on his/her tax form.

*I hate junk mail...and that includes the tax forms they send me.

*It is generally agreed that the income tax is the government's idea of instant poverty.

*About the time a man is cured of swearing another income tax is due.

*Loafing is the best way to beat the income tax.

*Nothing has done more to stimulate the writing of fiction than the itemized deduction section of the income tax forms.

*People who squawk about their income tax can be divided into two classes- men and women.

*Income taxes are not so bad and certainly could be worse. Suppose we had to pay on what we think we are worth.

*George Washington never told a lie. But he never had to file an income tax form.

*When making out your income tax form make sure you don't overlook the most expensive dependent- the government.

*Income tax is the fine you have to pay for thriving so fast.

*Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose.