ANOTHER THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

STILL MORE TAX TIPS FROM MOLLYMEW:

*Income tax should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list the government as a dependent.

*Come to think of it these income tax forms leave little to the imagination and even less to the taxpayer.

*Making out your income tax form is something like a do-it-yourself mugging.

*A harp is a piano after taxes.

*A good mane is to be chosen over great riches. It's tax free...so far.

*Some people aren't in favour of public nudity, but after paying taxes they may have little choice.

*What this country needs is a SPCTT- The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers.

*A politician is a man who has never met a tax he didn't hike.

*Regardless of who wins the election they will have to raise taxes to pay for the damage.

*Unquestioningly there is progress everywhere. The average taxpayer now pays out as much in taxes as he formerly received in wages.

*Another American (and Canadian) invention is the permanent temporary tax.

*A man admitted that he lied on his income tax return-he listed himself as the head of his household.

*The average man now lives 31 years longer than he did in 1850. He has to in order to get his taxes paid.