ANOTHER THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
STILL MORE TAX TIPS FROM MOLLYMEW:
*Income tax should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list the government as a dependent.
*Come to think of it these income tax forms leave little to the imagination and even less to the taxpayer.
*Making out your income tax form is something like a do-it-yourself mugging.
*A harp is a piano after taxes.
*A good mane is to be chosen over great riches. It's tax free...so far.
*Some people aren't in favour of public nudity, but after paying taxes they may have little choice.
*What this country needs is a SPCTT- The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers.
*A politician is a man who has never met a tax he didn't hike.
*Regardless of who wins the election they will have to raise taxes to pay for the damage.
*Unquestioningly there is progress everywhere. The average taxpayer now pays out as much in taxes as he formerly received in wages.
*Another American (and Canadian) invention is the permanent temporary tax.
*A man admitted that he lied on his income tax return-he listed himself as the head of his household.
*The average man now lives 31 years longer than he did in 1850. He has to in order to get his taxes paid.