THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY:

SOME RANDOM DEDUCTIBLE ITEMS:

*Capital Punishment: Ottawa comes up with a new tax.

*Canadians are now in a daze from intaxication.

*Children may be deductible, but they're still taxing.

*There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.

*Parliament does some strang thing. It puts a high tax on liquer and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

*One of the great blessings of living in a democracy is that we have complete control over how we pay our taxes...cash cheque or money order.

*A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us have to wait until income tax time.

*Our government really takes care of us. They give us free income tax forms.

*Everybody works for the government, either on the payroll or the tax roll.

*Nothing makes a person so modest about his income as filling out a tax form.

*The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.