Thursday, August 23, 2007

*Capital Punishment: Ottawa comes up with a new tax.
*Canadians are now in a daze from intaxication.
*Children may be deductible, but they're still taxing.
*There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.
*Parliament does some strang thing. It puts a high tax on liquer and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.
*One of the great blessings of living in a democracy is that we have complete control over how we pay our cheque or money order.
*A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us have to wait until income tax time.
*Our government really takes care of us. They give us free income tax forms.
*Everybody works for the government, either on the payroll or the tax roll.
*Nothing makes a person so modest about his income as filling out a tax form.
*The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.

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