THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
MY BIG FAT BUSH WEDDING:
CATERING(FROM THE LETTERMAN SHOW):
One of the President's daughters, the lovely Jenna Bush, is getting married. Now they're thinking, if they can just marry off Condaleeza Rice. yea, it looks pretty good that Jenna's getting married, but first the guy has to be confirmed by Congress....It's going to be an expensive wedding. I guess it's no surprise that the $3 million dollar contract went to Halliburton.
TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT MARRYING INTO THE BUSH FAMILY:
10: Great deals on Fallujah honeymoon.
9: You'll inherit President Bush's extensive collection of Chuck Norris memorabilia.
8: It's a good bet the wedding reception will have an open bar.
7:Might see Cheney shoot an old guy...better than karaoke and day.
6:Learning from Grandma Barbara how to soit chaw.
5: Every Wednesday is Taco Night.
4: What could be more facinating than learning what makes Jeb tick ?
3:If half the family hates you, you still have better approval ratings than George Bush.
2:W. can lend you the 'Mission Accomplished' banner to put up in the bedroom.
AND NOW THE ABSOLUTE TOP REASON TO MARRY INTO THE BUSH FAMILY
NUMBER ONE: Little chance you'll be the dumbest guy in the family.