THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

THE CONSERVATIVE BRAIN:

A guy walks into a store and sees three brains on display. One is a Liberal brain priced at $250. Another is a New Democrat brain priced at $251. The third is a Conservative brain priced at $5,000,000.

The guy asks the sales clerk, "Hey, why does the Conservative brain cost so much more than the other two ?".

The clerk replies, "Well, sir, that brain has never been used."