THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

ENEMIES IN IOWA:

One day President Bush decided to call all his top generals together for a high level briefing on how the War on Terror was going.

"How are we faring ?", asked the President.

"Very well", said all the generals at once. "Just last week we opened a new front against the Islamic terrorists. After 5 days of intensive bombing we destroyed the infrastructure of Iowa in our latest shock and awe campaign. Soon after coalition troops rolled in and occupied all major population centres. Now we have a tank on every street corner, and the ringleaders are all in custody. We expect to begin trials for war crimes soon. The terrorists will never be able to use Iowa again as a base."

"What,what,what !", sputtered the President. "There are no Islamic terrorists in Iowa."

"Oh no...., " said the generals. "Well there are now."