HUMOUR:

JULIE COUILLARD'S TITS REDUX:

Mad Max Bernier is in the news once more after his long-suffering boss Sneaky Stevie Harper has finally turfed him over the latest allegations about his affair with Julie Couillard ie that he left top secret government documents at her residence. These apparently included papers on NATO strategy in Afghanistan and his briefing notes for the recent NATO summit in Bucharest Romania. While initially denying that Bernier's demotion "had anything to do with" the Couillard affair (typical sneaky Stevie statements) the firing was accomplished shortly before an interview with Couillard on the TVA channel that was broadcast in Quebec last night. The Conservatives are now in full cover-up mode. You can view a video of the interview at Canoe.TV.

MOLLY INTERUPTION FOR BREAKING NEWS:

LATEST NEWS- SNEAKY STEVIE STILL SAYS THIS EVENING THAT BERNIER'S DEMOTION "HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS PERSONAL LIFE BUT WAS "MERELY" BECAUSE OF MISHANDLING OF GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS. COUGH, COUGH, COUGH ! THIS ONE HAS TO BE PRESERVED FOR POSTERITY AS ONE OF THE GREAT ALL-TIME EXAMPLES OF POLITICAL DOUBLESPEAK IN RECORDED HISTORY. ANOTHER PIECE OF NEWS NOW FILTERING OUT IS THAT COUILLARD IS CONNECTED IN SOME UNDETERMINED WAY WITH SOME SECURITY FIRMS THAT HAVE BEEN AWARDED GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS FOR PERSONNEL SCREENING AND AIRPORT DETECTION MACHINES...STAY TUNED. NOW BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING.

Over the past two days Molly's Blog has had about 200 hits searching for information on, ahem, "Julie Couillard's tits". I shit you not. The matter comes from a previous post on this affair where the word "tit' was included in the body of the article. One of these people even forgot to make the noun plural. One wonders whether he was searching for Julie's left or right tit.

Now this whole matter could make one cry at the state of humanity. Bernier was supposed to represent some sort of intellectual elite of Canadian conservatism, and it is not just his performance in this affair but his general fumbling ways in government that should give one pause over what the term "elite" means in the context of Conservative politics. At least it gives a good argument for anarchism. Do we really NEED such obviously deficient "leaders" ? Is perhaps the average intelligence of the average person about 50 IQ points ahead of these our "glorious leaders" ? Couldn't things be handled much better in a true democracy where the public actually decides public affairs rather than relying on such "representatives"? Ah, these are great questions to ponder.

But another thing to be sad about is the large number of people desperately searching about the internet for a voyeuristic glance at the mammalian equipment of yet another of our pseudo-celebrities. There is little doubt that the 200 people who have landed at Molly's Blog represent an infinitesimal fraction of those who are seeking such such a peek via the internet. Sad. Very sad. The searches come from across the North American continent, from Britain, New Zealand and Australia. There was even one from Argentina.

Well, all of my opinions about the state of mind of the world's population aside Molly is nothing but an accommodating little pussycat. You want "Julie Couillard's tits" you got em. Now, exclusively on Molly's Blog, three fully revealing pictures of "Julie Couillard's tits" for your viewing pleasure. please refer to the three photos above. Remember that the plumage and songs of our avian co-denizens of the Earth are the common property of all humankind.

The first picture is of the "Blue Tit". The second is of the "Willow Tit" (how does the old song "tit willow, tit willow ... go. Molly can't remember). The third and best is of the "Great Tit". Yes, Couillard is part of humanity, and thus the Great Tit belongs to her. Julie Couillard has "Great Tits", and these are now featured here at Molly's Blog.

YES...that "Molly's Blog" , the greatest "pornitholigical site" on the whole internet. bringing you tit pictures that you never dreamed existed. Hey guys, keep that twitching left hand under control until you log out. Yes, Julie Couillard has "Great Tits", but never let it be said that Molly doesn't as well. You try nursing 8 kittens at once and see how your mammaries develop.

This story has great potential, and Molly certainly intends to run down the field with this football in future. The whole bizarre matter is a true gift to comedians and "parodists". Stay tuned here as Molly's Blog explores what the microphones in Couillard's bed(it's true) might have said. Oh those nasty fantasies ! Does Sneaky Stevie really do that ? Til then...

Molly