Friday, November 09, 2007

Speaking of jokes like the last one here's another acupuncture needle directed at the funny-bone.
"A woman takes a lover home during the day when her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Just after they get into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly. She tells her lover to hide in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the boy says, "Dark in here.".
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes it is.".
Boy-"I have a football."
Man-"That's nice."
Boy-"Want to buy it ?"
Man-"No thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man-"OK, how much?"
In the next few weeks it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy-"Dark in here."
Man-"Yes it is."
Boy-"I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK, how much this time ?"
A few days later the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football. let's go outside and have a game of soccer."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to whom ?"
The boy says, "To a friend of mine for $1,000."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that. That four times what they cost when they were new. I'm going to take you to Church and make you confess your terrible sin."
They go to the Church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little prick. You're in my closet now."

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