SICK HUMOUR DEPARTMENT:

Seems like ex-Prime Minister Jean Chretien is recovering well from his recent quadruple bypass surgery. Not to wish him ill at all, a happy recovery and all that, but if he feels any pain as a result it might be well for him to remember his attitude in 1995 after the unprovoked pepper spray attack at demonstrators at the APEC meeting in Vancouver.

Jean Chretien 1995:

"Pepper, for me I puts da pepper on my plate"

MollyMew 2007:

"Da bypass, for me I drives around da city on it"

I hope you recover Jean, but I also hope you hurt a little while doing it.