CHRISTMAS
THE TWELVE SINS OF CHRISTMAS:
A LITTLE DITTY FROM THE MOVIE 'WHAT WOULD JESUS BUY':CHECK OUT THE LINK TO SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT:
The first sin of Christmas was junk given to me:
chachkis(see note) around a dead tree!
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The second sin of Christmas was for my SUV:
$2.93 a gallon!!!
and chachkis around a dead tree !
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The third sin of Christmas was all the dead turkeys:
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The fourth sin of Christmas was increased misery:
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The fifth sin of Christmas was shopping so early:
Five...a.m. shopping sprees !
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The sixth sin of Christmas:electric companies:
600 buck's I'm paying !
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The seventh sin of Christmas : my boozing family:
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks I'm paying
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The eighth sin of Christmas was one of gluttony:
8 fruit cakes fattening
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks I'm paying
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The ninth sin of Christmas was return policies:
9 useless gifts not using
8 fruitcakes fattening
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks I'm paying
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The tenth sin of Christmas was gift-wrapped garbage heaps:
10,000 landfills filling
9 useless gifts not using
8 fruitcakes fattening
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks a billing
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The eleventh sin of Christmas was mayhem in the streets:
11th hour shopping
10,000 landfills filling
9 useless gifts not using
8 fruitcakes fattening
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks a billing
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
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The twelfth sin of Christmas was children screaming "Pleeese" :
12 year old brats a bratting
11th hour shopping
10,000 landfills filling
9 useless gifts not using
8 fruitcakes fattening
7-11 eggnog chugging
600 bucks a billing
Five...a.m. shopping sprees
Four weeks of depression
3-million-mounds of meat
Too expensive gasoline
And chachkis around a dead tree !
Molly Note: Yeah "chachkis" set me scratching my head as well. As far as I can determine it is an Americanism meaning something like 'bric-a-brac', 'knick knacks', or basically 'chintz'.
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