WHERE BUSH SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN PRAHA (PRAGUE):

As Molly has previously reported demonstrations around the American Embassy in Prague forced Beloved Comrade Leader Emperor George Bush II to stay in the downtown Hilton when he visited Prague before the G8 summit. Now Molly has been to Prague, and she stayed in the infamous 'Opatov Twin' "hotel" when she was there. Molly has already commented on this ex-government office acquired for 10 koruna and a half empty bottle of beer from the ex-communist government of Czechoslovakia by some previous commie functionary (see way back last Oct. and Nov.).

Molly read the sign at the door wrong. Her limited Czech led her to believe that it was merely an ad for the local detox centre. Little did Molly know that the detox centre was actually there on floors 13 and 14. The whole idea that a staircase would be "out of order" makes a whole lot more sense when seen in this light. The wife has been reviewing "reviews" of the 'Opatov Twin'. The reviews that have been posted add a little bit to Molly's own personal experience of having a Honduran (you have no idea of the murder rate in Honduras) be grateful for a friendly escort back to the hotel(and somebody who spoke a bit of Spanish). Molly was well into her "come into my personal space and I'll kill you" attitude from first entering the hotel. The first entry was particularly difficult as the wife was freaked by the elevator and violated rule # 1 of entering sleazy places ie never show weakness. Molly responded with extra aggression to the kids on the elevator (covered top to bottom with graffiti). In retrospect neither myself nor the Honduran should have had any concern.

The detox centre was located on the 13th and 14th floors. According to other reviews from people unlucky enough (or cheap enough) to stay at this hotel one floor had bars on the entrance to every room. Now Molly understands why there was no functioning bar(alcohol wise) in the "hotel". They had 40 "bars" on the top two floors. One of the reviews was from a Russian visitor to Praha. This person commented that the "hotel" was "sleazy" and "run-down". Well...if a place can impress a person from "murder central" as "dangerous" and another from "laxity central" as "sleazy" it is obviously bad news. Molly suggests that the next time Beloved Comrade Leader Emperor George Bush II visits Prague that he be billeted in the Opatov Twin. Perhaps on the 13th or 14th floor. anybody who believes that God talks directly to him has at least a slight "in" for such billeting.