tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32250954.post226960029980118927..comments2024-03-12T02:18:53.121-07:00Comments on Molly'sBlog: mollymewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10608757779720671118noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32250954.post-75319262653139541232008-02-06T21:30:00.000-08:002008-02-06T21:30:00.000-08:00NEWS FLASH JUST OFF THE WIRE!!!!!Edmonton, Alberta...NEWS FLASH JUST OFF THE WIRE!!!!!<BR/>Edmonton, Alberta: The prairie city of Edmonton continues under curfew this evening after the astounding events of the last few days. On the evening of the 5th of February residents awoke to the sound of huge motors in the air, and flashing vehicles reportedly criss-crossed the sky as if in a search pattern for an unknown something. This ended with a brilliant flash of light, and a house was reportedly vaporized. Early eyewitnesses reported that only a computer monitor was left in the debris, and that it was flashing the words, "The secret is....".<BR/> Authorities rapidly moved to seal off the scene, and officials from NASA are presently analyzing the area for clues as to what could be behind this mystery. Officials urge the public to remain calm, and assure everyone that there is no further dangers from the nocturnal visitors. <BR/><BR/> Despite this the city has been the scene of wild disorders as adherants of the Jehovah's Witnesses are reportedly carrying out targeted assasinations of members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in anticipation of the final tribulation. More rational minds have announced that the mysterious disappearance is the first sign of the Rapture, and they urge the faithful to donate all their worldly possessions to the Church to cleanse their souls of evil. Donations can be sent via the First Church of Mollymew-Reformed.mollymewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10608757779720671118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32250954.post-52749158357337908352008-02-06T19:23:00.000-08:002008-02-06T19:23:00.000-08:00Thats the guy I knew you must be one of them pod p...Thats the guy I knew you must be one of them pod people that replaced him. LOLEUGENE PLAWIUKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11736971647879996375noreply@blogger.com